Showing posts with label Stephen's Dictionary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stephen's Dictionary. Show all posts

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Wordsmith

Another term for Stephen's Dictionary:

Generation AA
[Proper noun]
Pronounced "Generation Double A" -- Term for any member of the vaguely under 30 years-of-age cohort; derives from the fact that whenever I have to deal with any of their ilk, I wind up wanting to beat them with a sock filled with batteries. ("Double A" refers to the common small cell batteries.)

Monday, June 29, 2015

Wordsmith

Another term for Stephen's Dictionary:

Buggling
[verb]
Participle form; to lay on one's back with arms and legs waving in the air while struggling to move or right oneself, as in a bug stuck on its back (wings/shell) that can't flip over onto its feet

Monday, March 3, 2014

Wordsmith

Another term for Stephen's Dictionary:

Paperize
[verb]
To take your collected, rolled up coin change to the bank and exchange it for paper money; to convert metal money into paper money

Friday, March 30, 2012

Wordsmith

Another term for Stephen's Dictionary:

Cunt Blanche
[noun]
The unconditional, unconstrained authority certain female creatures believe themselves to have, to be invoked however she pleases, in the manner most unpleasing to anyone who has to spend five fucking seconds dealing with her

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Wordsmith

Another term for Stephen's Dictionary:

Meanderthal
[noun]
A primitive subspecies of the human animal which, instead of striding purposefully in the direction in which it is heading, meanders in a slow, erratic, almost drunken fashion, with a tendency towards getting in the way of someone who is walking on the same ground and actually has somewhere to go

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Wordsmith

Another term for Stephen's Dictionary:

Alameda disease
[noun]
(Medical/Psychiatric) the condition wherein the afflicted stands around in the middle of everything, doing nothing

(usually used with regard to an individual--but the condition can be contagious and will affect groups)

Wordsmith

Another term for Stephen's Dictionary:

redneck wrong
[adjective]
description of a state wherein a speaker, who has made a statement that is demonstrably wrong, doubles down on his assertion and continues to insist that he's right

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Wordsmith

Another term for Stephen's Dictionary:

smug speed
[noun]
the speed at which luxury cars drive, which is too fast to get around them, yet still slow enough to be annoying

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Wordsmith

I've come up with a new term to add to Stephen's Dictionary:

forgetterata
[pl. noun]
the ideas, messages, or other mental items that you meant to mention to someone at a specific time, yet forgot to bring up until after the fact (singular: forgetteratum)