Reel Reviews

Cabin Fever (2016) -- A reboot? More like a boot to the head, specifically one that damages the brain. It’s like someone collected every horror movie cliche into a gigantic vat, added an industrial amount of stupid, cooked it down to a thick reduction, and then vomited it onto a screen. This is quite possibly the stupidest, ugliest, worst movie I’ve ever seen. And it’s not even the original, let alone “original” in any sense. Not even so bad it’s good--just insultingly, cynically bad.